Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Will My Crack Tax Be Paying for These Hookers?

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer, who has made news after proposing a "crack tax," a method of collecting tax revenue on illegal drugs by requiring drug dealers to purchase stamps to place on their products, now has bigger problems than being laughed at by his constituents. Turns out Spitzer likes to pay for it, sex that is. He's been linked to an online prostitution ring that was busted last week and allegedly admitted this fact to his senior advisers this morning. I knew there was a reason he was so desperate for new revenue. Those girls don't come cheap, you know.